I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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