He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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