i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She even gives head with a lisp.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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