Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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