Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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