i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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