Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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