I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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