Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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