i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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