But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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