why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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