Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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