Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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