Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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