He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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