does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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