i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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