**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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