You can't special order awesome
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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