You're completely useless in the revolution.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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