You surviving the open bar?
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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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