we're blogging at a bar
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she told me i tasted like america
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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