No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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