did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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