when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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