fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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