Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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