I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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