Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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