you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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