Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
People with herpes should wear stickers.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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