Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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