I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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