So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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