Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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