He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
