i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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