Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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