So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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