this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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