I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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