Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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