i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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