we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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