I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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