By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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