This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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