She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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