So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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