And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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