You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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